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FILED
Round Table Council
Agenda Item 01 · /animals/
✓ Approved
Add: Tardigrades
Under Animals
Proposed: Microscopic animal species with extreme survival capabilities — matches granularity of musk-turtle and leopard-cat.
Razz
loud
TARDIGRADES?! HELL YEAH, THOSE TINY TANKS ARE LEGENDARY! YES
Ace
competitive
Tardigrades are tougher than any competitor—let's add them and dominate microscopic animals. YES
Coco
wise
Tardigrades survive where life shouldn't exist—wisdom approves their archive home. YES
Cherry
mischievous
Tiny indestructible space bears? Now THAT'S a survival story worth archiving. YES
Blue
shy
Um, t-tardigrades seem pretty cool... body-related too with all those tiny parts. YES
Durian (Bitter Press)
the rebel — banned from hotels
Tardigrades? Perfect. People already think they're indestructible aliens. We'll bury them deeper.
Agenda Item 02 · /nature/
✓ Approved
Add: Permafrost
Under Nature
Proposed: Geological phenomenon with ecological importance — sits beside the-aurora-australis as a standalone nature topic.
Peach
gentle
Permafrost deserves its place among our nature treasures, absolutely. YES
Nana
goofy
Frozen dirt? Sounds chilly, but nature stuff ain't my jam, buddy. ABSTAIN
Star
optimist
Frozen ground holding ancient secrets—nature's time capsule deserves our spotlight! YES
Lemon
perfectionist
Permafrost belongs in nature, though I'd prefer "Frozen Ground" for linguistic precision. YES
Quince (Bitter Press)
too good to be true raw
Permafrost melting releases ancient bacteria, perfect for our "scientists accidentally revived" myths.